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Photo Post Tue, May. 29, 2012 32,927 notes

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Text Post Tue, May. 29, 2012 57,027 notes

When you’re trying to make a funny face but still stay cute.

heyfunniest:

Expectations:

Reality:

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Photo Post Tue, May. 29, 2012 105,937 notes

funniest10k:

They see me rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
they hatin’



Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

funniest10k:

They see me rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

they hatin’

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

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Photo Post Tue, May. 29, 2012 3,237 notes

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Photo Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 1,347 notes


fetusparty:

LIL NIGGA LIZARD GIVEAWAY
i will be givin this lil nigga lizard i found on my shelf away to anybody who reblogs dis post ok ((he seems lonely and i cant give dis lil nigga da compassion he needs))
u will love ur lil nigga lizard, he can:
swim wit u
eat wit u
do wahtever u want
if ur a freak hell tag along
piss on ur ex girlfriend ((mayb))
aight so if u want me 2 mail u dis lil nigga lizard thing reblog dis post!!! 
winner iz chosen june 2nd 2012 so reblog if u want dis lil nigga lizard of ur very own aiight peace bxtches

fetusparty:

LIL NIGGA LIZARD GIVEAWAY

i will be givin this lil nigga lizard i found on my shelf away to anybody who reblogs dis post ok ((he seems lonely and i cant give dis lil nigga da compassion he needs))

u will love ur lil nigga lizard, he can:

  • swim wit u
  • eat wit u
  • do wahtever u want
  • if ur a freak hell tag along
  • piss on ur ex girlfriend ((mayb))

aight so if u want me 2 mail u dis lil nigga lizard thing reblog dis post!!! 

winner iz chosen june 2nd 2012 so reblog if u want dis lil nigga lizard of ur very own aiight peace bxtches

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Photo Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 27,948 notes

funnybro:

thegiggles:

shia-thecannibal-labeouf:

squeakchic:

lurkingjello:

hipstarliner:

mademoisellegush:

kats-in-space:

elasticitymudflap:

charlie-gay:



look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

I like the booty

where is the booty

can I have that booty

funnybro:

thegiggles:

shia-thecannibal-labeouf:

squeakchic:

lurkingjello:

hipstarliner:

mademoisellegush:

kats-in-space:

elasticitymudflap:

charlie-gay:

look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

I like the booty

where is the booty

can I have that booty

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Chat Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 20,380 notes
  • *lying in bed*
  • Me: Tomorrow I'm going to start exercising, yeah, and I'll get fit. I'm gonna cut all the chocolate and junk food out of my diet too, and just eat healthy. And I'm going to start going to bed earlier, and not waiting until the last minute to do assignments. Then I'll have less stress. And I'm going to start going over my schoolwork every night so studying isn't so hard when exams come. And I'll take care of my skin and hair, and be kinder to everyone. And I'll be more confident. I'll just be a better person, yeah.
  • *in the morning*
  • Me: ah fuck it.



Chat Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 41,823 notes
  • In class: oh yeah i totally get this
  • homework: lol what the fuck
  • test: lol what the fuck
  • report card: lol fuck



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